I'd rather be eating a burrito.

How many times can you honestly say that you wouldn't rather be eating a burrito than be doing whatever it is you're doing. I'd venture to say 1 out of hundred times a day. I know that's how I feel. I am afraid that rating all of the minutes of my day on the basis of how they compare to me eating a burrito will end up being very depressing. I mean think about it. Sitting in traffic. Getting a key made. Buying stamps. Sitting at work. Eating any number of things that are not a burrito. These are the activities that make up a normal day, and just thinking about how much they could be improved with the simple addition of me (insert yourself here) eating a burrito makes me wonder if I'm really living life to it's fullest. Burrito fullest. Chew on that. Unless you'd rather be chewing on a burrito.
Mmmm...