How many times can you honestly say that you wouldn't rather be eating a burrito than be doing whatever it is you're doing. I'd venture to say 1 out of hundred times a day. I know that's how I feel. I am afraid that rating all of the minutes of my day on the basis of how they compare to me eating a burrito will end up being very depressing. I mean think about it. Sitting in traffic. Getting a key made. Buying stamps. Sitting at work. Eating any number of things that are not a burrito. These are the activities that make up a normal day, and just thinking about how much they could be improved with the simple addition of me (insert yourself here) eating a burrito makes me wonder if I'm really living life to it's fullest. Burrito fullest. Chew on that. Unless you'd rather be chewing on a burrito.
Mmmm...
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Amanda got so drunk last night! She has a wicked hangover! Watching other people have wicked hangovers is pretty funny! I would rather watch other people have wicked hangovers than eat a burrito! However, I would rather eat a burrito than teach eighth graders about present participles! I am so excited! So excited! So excited!
YOUR BLOG SUCKS.
what happened? i thought this was going to be regularly updated with burrito hypotheticals
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