Sickneeesssss...brah.

So Jen and I are both sick. I would definitely rather be eating a burrito than be sick.

Does no one have an opinion on a pizza burrito? I'm going to open a pizza restaurant that serves no actual pizzas, but pizza versions of everything else. Pizza bagels, pizza dogs, pizza burgers, pizza burritos, pizza tortas, pizza tacos, pizza sushi, pizza stew, pizza meatloaf sandwiches, chicken fried pizza and eggs, pizza taquitos, pizza hot pockets, pizza casarole, pizza on a stick (or pizza corn dog), pizza falafles and of course pizzones. Pizza calzones. Man will you be sorry that I started this super famously popular restaurant and you can't even get a table cause of all the people that believe in my ideas. That will be the day. Yes. That day. You know.

Pizza Burrito?

I am wasting time right now. Actually, that's a half truth. I feel like I am wasting time right now. I am sitting in a cubicle infested office waiting for someone to tell me that I can go home. The table that I am writing on is littered with the remains of a snowman building project (I assume that today is some sort of "take your kid to work day" day). The air conditioning, while keeping the room at a comfortably neutral temperature, is wheezing like the cabin pressure of a 747. You know, that sound you hear when you first get on a plane and you think, Damn, I will never be able to ignore this whistling, breathing, annoying sound, but then you have a few screwdrivers topped off with a bottle of Uncle Carlo Chard and you totally pass right out with your headphones supplying your dreams with the dialog from "Monster In Law". That's what it sounds like.

Hey, maybe it's white noise. I don't know. But I can't hear much conversation. Which is a plus. Ok.

I would so rather be eating a burrito. Would anyone be opposed to a pizza burrito? I mean, meatball subs are pretty much pizza sandwiches, right? And everyone loves pepperoni hot pockets. What about pizza bagels? Awesome of course. And pizza taquitos from 711? That's right. They are awesome. Pizza dogs are awesome too. Pizza burritos are the next step. Take this step with me.