Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Pizza Burrito?

I am wasting time right now. Actually, that's a half truth. I feel like I am wasting time right now. I am sitting in a cubicle infested office waiting for someone to tell me that I can go home. The table that I am writing on is littered with the remains of a snowman building project (I assume that today is some sort of "take your kid to work day" day). The air conditioning, while keeping the room at a comfortably neutral temperature, is wheezing like the cabin pressure of a 747. You know, that sound you hear when you first get on a plane and you think, Damn, I will never be able to ignore this whistling, breathing, annoying sound, but then you have a few screwdrivers topped off with a bottle of Uncle Carlo Chard and you totally pass right out with your headphones supplying your dreams with the dialog from "Monster In Law". That's what it sounds like.

Hey, maybe it's white noise. I don't know. But I can't hear much conversation. Which is a plus. Ok.

I would so rather be eating a burrito. Would anyone be opposed to a pizza burrito? I mean, meatball subs are pretty much pizza sandwiches, right? And everyone loves pepperoni hot pockets. What about pizza bagels? Awesome of course. And pizza taquitos from 711? That's right. They are awesome. Pizza dogs are awesome too. Pizza burritos are the next step. Take this step with me.

2 comments:

Area Europa said...

Funnily enough there is a small chain of Pizza Houses in Madrid Spain called Pizza Burrito, that serve great traditionally made pizza.
"Burrito" in spanish means small donkey !!
If you ever make it to madrid, do try us out, or take a look at the web at www.pizzaburrito.es (in spanish)

Unknown said...

When I was a kid, (born 1980), they used to have these pizza burritos at 7-eleven that were incredible but they stopped making them. Now the burritos they got are amateur compared to the kind they had back in the day.